Jamison Foser finds some in US News & World Report, which is “asking readers who they would prefer to run a daycare center for their kids: First Lady Michelle Obama, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, or Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”

While there’s no reason anyone should ask this question, also not asked (and probably never would be asked), “Who would you prefer to change the oil on your car: Barack Obama, John McCain, Harry Reid, or Mitch McConnell?”