Hollywood star Jackie Chan:

Chan insists anyone trying to protest on his watch can expect short shrift, warning: ‘Demonstrators better not get anywhere near me.’

And the 54-year-old, speaking at the launch of latest movie Forbidden Kingdom, claimed many of the protestors are simply publicity seekers.

‘They are doing it for no reason. They just want to show off on the TV,’ he said. ‘They know, “if I can get the torch, I can go on the TV for the world news”.’

I think you’re engaging in what psychologists call projection, Jackie. A movie star complaining about political protesters doing it to get on TV is just too rich. Apparently the irony of him doing it at a big budget movie premier was lost on Jackie. Well,  I guess I don’t have spend $10 going to see Forbidden Kingdom.