Jonathan Martin of Politico is reporting that John McCain is pulling out of Michigan.
I will now put forward what I believe is the least likely explanation of why McCain is pulling out of Michigan:
- Former Congressman and Edwards campaign manager David Bonior is from Michigan.
- Bonior was very public in expressing his disappointment in John Edwards following it was revealed he’d had an affair.
- Black hole magic step.
- McCain is pulling out of Michigan.
I challenge you to find a less likely explanation for why McCain is pulling out.

2 responses so far ↓
1 Fred Gooltz // Oct 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm
is the answer “jesus”?
2 Noah // Oct 2, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Because he’s already won Michigan.